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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party? Because he had no-body to dance with."

"First the found ice on Mars and then they found water, now they just need to find whiskey to prove that 'Men are from Mars'."

"Girlfriend bugging you to get married? Propose to her in the most inappropriate place. ""I'll have the McChicken. AND YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE!"""

"AN OPEN LETTER TO COFFEE Thanks."

"What do Jews in Nazi Germany and children at Penn State have in common? They're both afraid of showers"

"Whenever I shoot something into the trash, I yell ""Kobe!"" But then, my friend follows up by yelling ""Jack!"" I don't get what he's trying to say, but he sure is acting cheesy."

"Why do fish live in salt water? Because *pepper* makes them sneeze!"

"Scratching my head trying to recall... What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard? I've got it! It's called ""Curl Up and Dye."""

"Is it safe to visit the forests of Germany? I heard there could be a baum."

"I successfully said ""Worcestershire sauce"" today!"