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Joke of the Day

"Of all the cars in Italy... Mussolini's is the fascist."

"I call realtors advertising on bus stop benches and ask them the bus schedule."

"Two utensils are laying in bed... One turns to the other and says ""wanna spoon?"" The other replied, ""no, I'd rather fork."""

"Chuck Norris' feet accounted for more damage in 2005 than both the war in Iraq and Hurricane Katrina."

"Eating cheese right off the block then realizing you've eaten too much so you eat a bunch of chips makes it like nachos, right? Hey, fellas"

"As I was leaving the club last night . . . . . . A male stripper suggestively swiveled his banana hammock in my direction. I'm flattered, but it was still kind of a dick move."

"biggest lie in the word. i love wife"

"The uncertain pirate replied... ...""Arrr maybe!"""

"Woman stands on top of the bridge Ready to jump. An unwashed, disgusting hobo approaches her, saying ""Hey, chick, wanna fuck?"" She lookis at him with digust ""No."" ""OK, I will just wait below."""

"You probably didn't hear about the power outage in New York City... I think the news should have shed more light on it."