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Joke of the Day

"I get my women how I get my coffee Bitter, overpriced, and disappointing."

"I just saved a bunch of money by shopping online with other people's credit card numbers."

"I didn't feel right so I went to the doctor. He only takes one look at me and says, ""Well son, I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" I asked. ""So I can examine you."""

"Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'."

"Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He would always stop at nothing to avoid them."

"How about the No Bucket Challenge? Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it."

"What's the opposite of quantum physics? Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference)."

"Did you hear the theme song for new Lego Blade Runner? Everyone's a replicant!!! Everything is cool when nobody's real!"

"Did you hear about that new broom? It's sweeping the nation!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ? Becca the net !"