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Joke of the Day

"I was in a bar the other day... and I saw a man trying to chat up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one."

"Today, I'm going to open up the time capsule I made when I was a kid... I can't wait to see how big my puppy is now!!!!"

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby"

"My cat is stuck in a Cheeto bag and I'm really pissed that I didn't think of that first."

"What's the difference between a bear and the Bears football team? Nothing, they both shit in the woods."

"Mommy what's an ""Act of God?"" Me: *Flashback to my CrossFit trainer* Well dear, an ""active god"" is in his mid-20s and has a smokin hot body"

"Some acids walked into the enemy base... Threat Neutralized."

"Food products made from real ingredients, unlike margarine, are whey butter."

"How do you make a gay fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."

"A short facts list 1) 50% of facts are made up 2) I made up the first fact"