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Joke of the Day

"What do pirates call fat whores? LAND HO!"

"What state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota"

"when i was a kid i never trusted stairs. those bastards were always up to something."

"What do you call a gay man from the deep South a Homo-sex-y'all"

"Roses are black Violets are black It's late at night I didn't pay the electric bill."

"I couldn't put it off any longer, at the mall to shop for Christmas presents. Christ, what was I thinking... I came here sober."

"What fruit can't marry Cant-elope"

"Pro-tip Ladies, try to refrain from plucking that one crazy hair from his nose while he's sleeping. He won't think it's as funny as you do."

"Subway, Eat flesh. (If Hannibal Lector owned chain restaurants.)"

"Why aren't there any introverted suicide bombers? They have a hard time sharing what's inside with strangers."