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Joke of the Day
"What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink? Picardi and coke"
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"Jokes . . . . I need some jokes to crack my ultra resistant friends, Please Help! P.S I don't care whether they are rude or not."
"Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !"
"turns out the 'kkk' are not just a group of guys who are very agreeable in their text messages :("
"[me, leaving a funeral] That was fantastic. Let's do this again sometime."
"Cops are looking for a man who robbed a store using scissors. They say the guy could be a real danger--unless you have a rock."
"What do you call an underwater adventure with a Great Dane? Scooby-Diving"
"What do you call snacks served at a brothel? whore d'oeuvres"
"What do people from Cape Cod say to their butts? Hyannis"
"Why do women live longer than men? God gives them the time back they spent parking."