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Joke of the Day
"Please, by all means, call my landline. I'll reply with a postcard attached to a helium balloon"
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"Sorry I yelled 'killin' it' when your mom was eating that banana"
"What did the plate say to the other plate? ""dinner's on me"""
"I used to do drugs... ...I still do, but I used to, too."
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"To all /r/Jokes subs you really need the A"
"Overpopulation is a bitch... ... and no matter how you think about it, the world would be a better place with Fuhrer people in it."
"Two foot fetishists are sitting in the back of a police van. One turns to the other says: ""I think we got off on the wrong foot."""
"What do you call a vegan who cheats on their diet with human flesh? A humanitarian"
"I went to a blind fortune teller the other day She looked into her crystal ball, and she told me there is eternal darkness in my future."