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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I yelled 'killin' it' when your mom was eating that banana"
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"A termite walks into a bar... And asks the nearest person ""Hey, is the bar tender here?"""
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"Who hired those 10 Americans to go to Brazil and pretend like they like soccer?"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass"
"In the future when cats rule the world, the currency will be Cuteness and i will be a poor and lonely man"
"Joke What's the difference between a dick and an ass? I don't know, but your mom seems to enjoy the combination of both."
"Everyone decides to come into my circumference right AFTER I fart. Always."
"This orange does not taste right... I think I'm gonna put it back in the crayon box."
"I played golf with a guy in a wheelchair today He must not play much judging by the silence I was met with when I asked him what his handicap is."