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Joke of the Day

"What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients? Omelette you figure it out"

"What do women and hurricanes have in common? When they come, they're wet and wild. When they leave, they take your house and your car"

"What did Casper say to his girlfriend? I love you, boo!!"

"This bathroom attendant is a little overzealous. I can shake ""it"" myself. Also, I am not in the bathroom."

"My sister bet me a $100 i couldn't build a car out of Spaghetti... You should've seen the look on her face when i drove pasta!!!!"

"I went to a seafood disco last week... ...and pulled a mussel."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly You can't jelly your cock in her ass"

"What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?"

"Life is like a box of chocolates... ...it doesn't last as long for fat people."

"What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine? Check your privilege, sithlord"