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Joke of the Day

"the best insult ever is ""who is this clown"" because 1. you're calling them a clown 2. you're saying they're not even a well known clown"

"What is a wok? Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle."

"Welcome to the Psych Med Club! We were working on a secret handshake, until we lost interest in the things we once loved."

"Everyone at the office is going crazy because I faxed someone a hot dog"

"ISIS Awards Night The 2016 best suicide bomber award goes to Mohammed. Unfortunately Mohammed can't be with us tonight."

"Until you've thrown up peanut butter and jelly onto an 8 year old at the beach on a Sunday, don't talk to me about your ""drinking problems."""

"My wife doesn't know this, but for the first 3 years of our marriage I thought we were supposed to share a toothbrush."

"My healthcare policy basically only covers taking off my shoe to twist my sock around a little bit so the seam isn't right under my toe"

"didja hear about the new LGBT libretto for Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen? The character Brunehilde is now named Brucehilde."

"Can you believe that my neighbor knocked at my door at 2AM!? Luckily, I was up playing my drums."