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Joke of the Day

"Why can't anybody satisfy a woman completely? Question: ""why can't anybody satisfy a woman completely?"" answer: ""because nobody has a dick made of gold, decorated with diamonds and ejaculates cash"""

"Why will we never know if Rick James was bald? Rogaine is a hell of a drug."

"Intelligent people are some of the biggest idiots I've ever met."

"Me: ""What's wrong?"" Wife: ""Nothing's wrong."" [Sighs heavily. Rolls eyes. Clenches jaw. Bursts into flame.] Me: ""I think something's wrong."""

"Great Britain has left the EU Now they have a GB of free space"

"How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks? Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row."

"Met a redneck magician last night.. Told me he could turn a 12 pack into a case of domestic violence"

"My purse is deeper than some people."

"A nihilist was robbed at gunpoint. Nothing of value was stolen."

"What is Jamaica's favorite male bird? The mongoose."