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Joke of the Day

"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patio Furniture"

"If you jumped off a bridge in Paris You'd be In seine"

"How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg*, '' Wiggle*, *Wiggle*, *twerk*, *Jump*, *Jump*, *Squat*, *Stretch* Done."

"""Sir, we lost the platoon. All our men are gone."" A lone camouflaged fedora is seen in the distance. ""not all men"""

"The reverse gear on our car stopped working, so my wife and I took it to a garage. Moving forward we should be fine."

"What do you call a hockey line with Connor McDavid, Taylor Hall, and Nail Yakupov? The Lottery Line"

"Another Halloween joke. A skeleton walks into a bar... He orders a beer, and a mop."

"I was born upside down My nose runs and my feet smell"

"All the kids..... All the kids wrote poems, except for Johnny, he couldn't rhyme"

"So are we all just going to pretend that we didn't spend 2001 yelling, ""Whassup?"" at each other?"