216136
Joke of the Day
"""They had to amputate them both at the ankles,"" said Tom, defeated."
Next Joke
"Your Mom is so old... She had to use her own face for emoticons."
"ok guys the gofundme I set up to hire a hitman to kill me is already at 3x its goal you can stop contributing"
"Why does NASA throw the best parties.... they make sure to planet"
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... Those who understand Binary and those who don't... Source: Boredomtheraphy.com"
"I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist."
"What did PSY say when he choked on a burger? Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style."
"What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising."
"Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe? it's fucking close to water."
"You know, if I had a dollar for every time someone over fifty told me my generation sucks... Then I would be able to afford a house in the economy they ruined."