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Joke of the Day

"Everclear songs are really easy to play on guitar It's because their dad's weren't around to give them music lessons."

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"What's the last thing you want to hear when you're getting a blowjob from Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson"""
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"A Roman walks into a bar and says ""Hey Niko! It's your cousin Roman, let's go bowling."""
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"*painting your nails* one hand : perfect. other hand : looks like a blind cat did it."
"I think I'm about to be molested by an alpaca... Today some guy on the street kept screaming at me to ""be ready for the alpaca lips"""