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Joke of the Day

"I hear that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your genes."

"BREAKING: Daniel on Facebook is worried about his account's privacy but Paul is all ""that shit's a hoax dude!"" More as this story develops."

"Want to lose 10 pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head."

"China has revised its on child per family rule. It will now allow parents to have two children. Chinese parents were so excited, they let their kids have the day off work. Edit: Spelling is hard."

"Why did the man quit his job at the bakery? He didn't knead any more dough."

"How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!"

"What's the benefit of having sex with 24 year olds? There's 20 of them."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I don't find the same reposted joke when I search reddit for garbanzo bean recipes."

"my kid threw a tantrum at IKEA and broke over 50 wine glasses. Cost me damn near $4 to pay for them all"

"Today I will be communicating exclusively through farts and meows"