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Joke of the Day

"What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? Paddy O'Furniture! (Happy St. Patrick's Day)"

"Never trust a person with 2 anuses Because they're biassed"

"In a survival situation, you can drink your own urine. Fortunately, my Wi-Fi came back on just as I was filling the can."

"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste!"

"Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus? Because he'd urn-ed it."

"So I was dating this girl... ...she was so posh, every time she had an orgasm she'd scream: ""I'm arriving!"""

"How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None it is done by the automatic pilot."

"I was at a checkup.. And the doctor said i need to stop masturbating ""Why?"" ""Because I'm checking you."""

"What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo. Are you stringing me along!"