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"Where was the Magna Carta signed ? At the bottom !"
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"Einstein quietly lays in bed next to a obviously disappointed partner.. After a few minutes of awkward silence he turns to her and says, ""You see, it was fast to you..."""
"Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off."
"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? U. Because U keep reposting this joke."
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower? Give her a shovel."
"What was Eve charged with after murdering Adam in the Garden? Being a first-person shooter"
"What's the difference between a complimentary cocktail and major brain surgery? One is a free bottle in front of me, the other is a pre-frontal lobotomy."
"Self checkouts are great if you're in a hurry or don't want to pay for everything."
"Why did Simba's dad die? Because he didn't Muv-fasta"
"How to go indigenous.... http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b1jklUhG1y8"