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"Why did Simba's dad die? Because he didn't Muv-fasta"
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"[meeting with boss] ""I need you to go back and fix something that broke yesterday."" ""I DON'T EVEN HAVE A TIME MACHINE!"""
"Two jews walk into A bar... Ahbar then gets insulted that the jews even looked at him and demands that his country declares war on Israel for these unspeakable crimes."
"What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby? I don't remember"
"I like my girlfriends the same as I like my scotch... 14 years old and on coke"
"What blood type are most grammar Nazis have? A Type O"
"Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was *in tents.*"
"Find a penny Pick it up & all the day You'll have significantly raised chances of contracting a bacterial infection ..."
"What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for? The Back Hand"
"You know what they say about fast typers?[OC] They can make a girl qwert Credit: sumkid (Maria) and I"