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Joke of the Day
"""Dad, what does it take to become a writer?"" ""A job."""
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"If it looks like a duck & quacks like a duck, it's a murderer, disguised as a duck."
"Oh so everyone praises the movie 'Her' but when I loved my Sims everyone was like ""we're worried"" & ""you've been playing 72 hours straight"""
"If you stare at a 6 year old when they're eating a banana split, they hold it real close and eat faster."
"Don't read ""part a"" backwards. It's a trap."
"I take all of my relationship advice from Animal Planet."
"Anyone else like the holidays of other cultures? Like, I love the one where you take a bunch of presents and hide them in the attic. Or as you may know it, Anne Frank's birthday."
"How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb? Fish"
"why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? to get to the bottom!"
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