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Joke of the Day

"She was a very heavy smoker with a cough that curdled your blood. Phlegm fatale, they called her."

"How can you tell if you're Canadian (Italian joke) Go to a cliff and yell ""Mangia"". If your echo says "" cake""...."

"What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood? You can't gargle sand."

"I'm smiling. This should scare you."

"There are only three kinds of mathematicians in this world. Those who can add up and those who can't."

"I'm running a 3K to raise awareness for the Klan!"

"Some people think that their life experience compensates for their lack of brain."

"What did the gynaecologist say to the vagina that grabbed his sandwich? Don't, Snatch."

"I woke up last Friday to find a letter from West Africa in my e-mail. Saturday morning, there was one from Nigeria and today, there was one from Jamacia. I have the feeling I am being black mailed...."

"No strings attached relationships are all fun and games until you fall for a guitar. Or a marionette. Or a yo-yo."