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Joke of the Day

"What did the gynaecologist say to the vagina that grabbed his sandwich? Don't, Snatch."

"How embarrassing! I tripped and fell out of my clothes."

"So a guy came into a bar... No... wait, it was a horse. So a guy came into a horse..."

"Did you know that Lil Wayne's parents were murdered right in front of him? It was what inspired him to become the Batman."

"Brain walks into a bar. or maybe was his name Brian? No, it was like bill or brad or something. Anyways that dude had the best weed."

"I hate it when TV shows say they contain ""adult situations"" but then don't show anyone going to a job they hate, and paying their bills."

"[marriage counseling] She thinks I'm stupid ""He covers himself in baby powder before we have sex"" HOW ELSE DO YOU MAKE A BABY, KAREN?"

"Invisible man married invisible woman.......Their kids were nothing to look at either!!"

"Facebook should make an option, to block people from tagging me in videos/pictures that have nothing to do with me."

"It turns out there IS a natural birth control that's 100% effective. You have to more than just careful with it... Fact is, you have to be totally anal."