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Joke of the Day

"A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time."

"I participated in a trigonometry competition I got secant place."

"I dented my Ford Focus and now it's blurry."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free, you racist."

"I like my women like I like my coffee In a cup"

"Goldfish 911: What's ur emergency? Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what? Goldfish: WHO IS THIS? Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW"

"Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you.nMe: TEDDYBEARSnCop: Aww."

"Have you seen www.boomerang .com? Yes I return to it again and again."

"Excuses are like assholes... Fuck 'em"

"A Jewish Kid... Asks his dad to borrow $5 his dad replies with ""$4 dollars?! what do you need $3 dollars for?!"""