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Joke of the Day

"""Do you masturbate?"" Friend:""Do you Jack off? Me:""Yes, I do"". Friend:""How many guys a day?"""

"After Babe Ruth died, the world became ruthless."

"Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it? (Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty."

"Sexually active I was sexually active at 12....its now 12.14am and my hand is fuckin killing me."

"What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money? Collect unemployment insurance!"

"THERAPIST: Well, if you know what's good for you... ME: [Holds up hand] ""Let me stop you right there"""

"Whats a motivational word for a gopher? Gopher' it."

"A man goes to a barber shop... ""How much for a haircut?"" ""$20"" answers the barber. ""What about shaving?"" ""$10"" ""Okay, shave my head, please."""

"I wish people who made amateur porn would clean up their rooms first."

"Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and sex education on the same day in the Middle East? They don't want to wear out the camel."