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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I said, ""Whoa, hope he's good at math."" when you showed me your kid's finger painting."
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"gave my wife a pedicure just so I could write in my diary ""I nailed her...10 TIMES IN A ROW"". Ha ha, jokes on you, Masculinity."
"I don't like road head I always have whiskey dick."
"Anyone else get the feeling their being watched? NSA: They're."
"Littlefoot walks into a petting zoo.. He's trying to find Ducky."
"Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies? I want that job. I could really screw with some people."
"Patrick: ""Did you see my underwear?"" Mindy: ""No."" Patrick: ""Do you wanna?"""
"dumbledore: our enchanted ceiling shows us wat the sky outside looks like mcgonagall: so...a magic glass ceiling dumbledore: [starts sweating]"
"A man with Schizophrenia says: ""I used to be Schizophrenic... but now we're better."""
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you."