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Joke of the Day
"What should you never ask at a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"
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"What do you call a woman with no ass? A friend"
"A committee has narrowed the search for a name for the newly hypothesised 9th planet. It's between Urpenis and Urvagina."
"What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow? Total Eclipse of a Fart"
"What a gay spermatozoide says to an other gay sermatozoide ? Damn dude i can't See anything through all That Shit."
"People shit on Columbus like they've never knocked on the wrong door and then murdered the people inside and lived there."
"[during a huddle in a crucial ice hockey match] ME: Ok listen up guys [all the other players look at me] ME: Is....is anyone else cold?"
"Do you know what my dad and Brad Pitt have in common? Neither came to my birthday party"
"hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it"
"why do people romanticize the 1950s? like calm down, we still have milkshakes and racism"