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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a JCB and a giraffe Ones got hydraulics the other has high-bollocks"
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"What do you call a recently created sub-atomic particle? New-tron."
"Just googled ""sensible cars"" if anyone wants to share an applesauce cup with me at the retirement home."
"Ever get high off of watching Rambo? I got really Stalloned the other night."
"*sticks switchblade into bag of NES cartridges, licks tip of knife, nods to boss* It's good."
"What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish."
"Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie? A: She's the one sleeping with the writer."
"Funny feminist joke women are equal to men"
"How can you tell if a package is gay? It cums in the male"
"Throw a pizza down a manhole. Wait five minutes. Throw a grenade down. You just killed the Ninja Turtles."