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Joke of the Day
"Where's the red light district in Toronto? Behind the Maple Leafs' net."
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"Where do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream"
"What did they change the name of the gay bar in Orlando to? No Pulse"
"My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !"
"Do you know why the USSR fell nearly overnight? Because they stopped Stalin and were Russian!"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a Bullet? The Bullet leaves the chamber. Courtesy of my comrade Ivo"
"This is a Tylenol conversation. So you can Aleve."
"Why was the OCD race car driver so fast? Because he had anal prolapse."
"A man's wife died and he called wife's parents many times after some time Mother in Law: Stop calling. How many times we need to tell you that she died? Man: It pleases me to listen that she died."
"Nuts I like: -Cashew. -Almond. -Pistachio. Nuts I don't like: -Hairy. -Religious."