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Joke of the Day

"The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth."

"What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb? Turned down 4 watt"

"Fear of hospitals isn't irrational, I went to 1 once for a stomach-thing & I've had a kid following me around calling me ""mom"" ever since."

"If twitter users are sued, lawyers will have to analyse over 4 giggs of data. Imogen that..."

"After winning the World Series, the city of Chicago is rioting So nothing seems to have changed."

"Just found out Heinze Soup has gone bust Apparently it's been put into adminestrone."

"The people I worked with in IT were so nice The even took the time to show me ""4"" in binary every single day"

"I'm Thirsty! Hey Thirsty, I'm Friday. Wanna go out on Saturday for a Sunday? ^I'm^sorry"

"Why does the can crusher hate his job? Because it's soda pressing."

"I never understood why vets... aren't called dogtors."