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Joke of the Day

"My Halloween costume this year: I'm gonna get drunk and make a space suit out of Bud Light boxes. When people ask who I'm supposed to be, I'll respond, ""I'm Buzzed Lightbeer!"""

"What do you need when you're constipated in math class? Squeeze Theorem"

"I said to her: ""Two more inches and I'd be a king"" ""Two inches less and you'd be a queen"", she replied."

"How do you know you're talking to a pilot? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"The doctor gave me 1 month to live So I shot him. The judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved."

"So a horse comes into a bar.. Wait... or was it a man. OK. so this horse comes into a man."

"Another MBA joke. funny! By the time you finish your MBA, you have most probably got one of these: new house, new job, new car or a new partner (Copied from Twitter @ManasBhardwaj)"

"It's funny to watch you girls on Facebook whine and cry about your drama in one status and then the next....10 mins later ""Pedi's, mani's now and drinks with my besties later, life is great""!!"

"Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats."

"The doctor said I should stop eating meat immediately for health reasons... I asked if I had to quit cold turkey."