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Joke of the Day

"My Halloween costume this year: I'm gonna get drunk and make a space suit out of Bud Light boxes. When people ask who I'm supposed to be, I'll respond, ""I'm Buzzed Lightbeer!"""

"Life is scary At least the salary is funny"

"I had to steal this one... The best thing about 9/11 was my house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks."

"What is the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob."

"Supposedly Adam Ant has been trying to impress Robert Plant for years... ...everyone knows Adam Ant doesn't move Robert Plant, but he's got high hopes."

"Why did the freshly circumcised penis experience uncontrollable road rage? Someone cut him off."

"I wrote a best-selling book titled ""How tostick a lamp up your ass"". AMA! Except for how to get to the lamp out of your ass."

"What did the alcoholic say to the bartender? ""You know, I only beat my wife once in a Blue Moon."

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a car accident? He's alright, though."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ? Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !"