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Joke of the Day

"What does Amtrak have in common with Tom Cruise? They both like to go off the rails Edit: On a side note, I hope all of the passengers, and crew are ok, and recover quickly"

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"The volume of sewage burdening my local treatment works is rising excrementally."
"What's truly horrifying is when my generation starts having children on purpose."
"What did one bird say to the other bird when he played five aces in a poker game? Cheat, cheat, cheat."
"""Sorry, her father is a pterodactyl"" - me with the screeching baby in the grocery store."
"I bet the ""YMCA"" dance is harder to do in different languages."
"Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human? He was just chasing tail."
"My grandma was recently beaten to death.. She came in just after my granddad"
"In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... (Self-Repost) ...One turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I just blew 30 bucks in there!""."