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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy."

"Wanna hear a girlfriend joke? Nah, you won't get it"

"Canadians would be chagrined to know how many Americans think a ""Vancouver"" is a big tarp for your VW microbus."

"Pokemon is hard, it took me forever to get this rabbit in my tupperware bowl."

"I make bad jokes This is one of them."

"Why does Yoda have the best seat on the Jedi Council? He gets a seat next to a Windu."

"What's the difference between clever and stupid ? you can't wank yourself clever."

"Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing"

"I just read that the average person spends 2 weeks waiting for a traffic light to change. Fuck that. I'd run it after 3 or 4 minutes tops."

"Hillary Clinton is gonna be our first f president Oops, someone deleted the emale"