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Joke of the Day

"He died doing what he loved: almost crossing the street."

"What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around here while I go on ahead."

"I just became the mayor of ""Giving Away Tons of Personal Data to Corporations and Government Agencies Because I'm an Idiot"" on FourSquare!"

"Musicians with no advertising budget can simply name their band Missing Cat."

"Why do feminists hate the post the USPS? Cause it's an all mail business."

"What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)"

"Damn, girl! Is that a mirror in your pocket?... ...You conceited bitch!"

"I hate when people say Hitler did nothing wrong afterall he did commit suicide..."

"Why did the frog die? It kermit suicide."

"I tried using self deprecating humor But I'm not any good at it."