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Joke of the Day

"Here's a broom go sweep the floors... 'Here's a broom go sweep the floors.' 'But I have a PhD...' 'Oh, I'm sorry, give me the broom, I'll show you how its done.'"

"I like my slaves like i like my cream whipped"

"My Website Hacking 101 class is going okay. I just learned how to bypass the Birth Date Security on beer websites."

"What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada? Penny ..."

"Whenever I see a bruise on a banana my first thought is pity, but then I think it probably deserved it because I slipped on a peel once."

"Before sprinting towards the elevator, ask yourself, ""Am I hot enough to make them hold the door?"""

"A Priest and a Rabbi are sitting on a Bench... and they see a group of young boys walk by. The Priest says ""Do you want to fuck those kids?"" The Rabbi says ""Out of what?"""

"I've been watching so much porn lately I spit on my hotdog before putting it the bun."

"Jon Snow is an idiot He should've just given their watch back when they asked."

"What's the difference between a manly female and a feminine male? A dick, you moron."