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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken."
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"I like my tumors like I like my bingo numbers... B9"
"How does gravity greet itself? It just waves"
"What's Shia LaBeouf's favorite kind of choral arrangement? DUETS"
"What is the worst way to ask for a cigarette in San Francisco? ""You got a fag I can bum?"""
"Hillary Clinton isn't a female. She's just an F she deleted the emale."
"I got in a fight with Dwayne Johnson. As I threw the first punch, he turned around on the spot. And that, that is when I knew I'd hit rock bottom."
"What idiot named it the English Channel instead of the BB Sea"
"(reads smudged writing on hand during date) i just want to say that u look really preffy tonight"
"Just wrote ""Rhanks"" to someone. Who am I? Scooby Doo?"