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Joke of the Day

"How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it will take him 50 tries to do it."

"""What should we call the 5th month?"" May I suggest- ""Great suggestion. May it is"""

"The REAL 5 second rule? If you can get to it before the dog, it's yours."

"Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge? He lost his porpoise in life."

"A man walks into a crowded bar brandishing a gun... The man yells out ""WHOS BEEN SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE???"" A few moments later, a man in the back yells back ""YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH BULLETS!""."

"If you still have a landline, I assume you also own a butter churn and ride a dinosaur to work."

"Q: Why does the corn get mad at the farmer? A: Because he is always pulling on his ears."

"Why does my computer keep saying hello? It's a Dell."

"I bought a white bathrobe and splattered it with red paint just to freak out my neighbors when I go get the mail."

"Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office? Because the devil takes many forms."