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Joke of the Day

"I'm sorry, I live in the U.S. so I don't really get the metric system. How much exactly is ""in moderation""?"

"My special power is reading about a disease and developing all the related symptoms within an hour."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aleta ! Aleta who ? Aleta from the tax man !"

"Q: What kind of snake is it good to have on a car? A: Windshield vipers."

"Bloody Mary used to be Virgin Mary."

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear the enzyme"

"Summer and winter had been growing apart as friends... when summer called up winter she ask him why he was so cold."

"Turns out exposing yourself to different cultures just gets you arrested in multiple countries."

"Did you hear about that green and brown patterned toilet that exploded? It was a Camo-Khazi... FYI Khazi is British slang for a toilet, so now you know!"

"People always ask what's the best sport to watch at home. It's obviously volleyball because I can't whip my dick out in the stands."