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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make a joke about pepper but it was too insalting."
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"Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested... ...charged with battery."
"Why should we call Indians Native Americans? Most of those ones over in Asia have never even been to the States."
"I am a simple man with simple jokes. A tumblrite came up to me and told me I needed to respect her being a pansexual. I said ""why do you want to fuck bread? You'll get a yeast infection."""
"I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school."
"Why did the woman throw the stick of butter out the window? To watch the butterfly"
"Have you ever heard a Carthaginian ambulance? Dido, Dido, Dido, Dido, Dido!"
"I hate people who think it's cool to take drugs ...like customs officers"
"A Scotsman was running down the street with his mouth open... He'd heard there was a nip in the air."
"Mario recently broke up with Peach. His reason: ""It's not a-you, It's a-me, Mario."""