215627

Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? Rip-off."

"How is God just like every other man? If you're not on your knees, he's not interested."

"What does the tree says in autumn ? Leaf me alone."

"I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid."

"What's the easiest way to come out of the closet? 1. Open door 2. Walk out"

"Where is everybody? Everybody? I don't know. All over the planet I guess."

"Even if you don't have to poop, bathrooms are still a nice place to take your pants off and sit for a while."

"(For Ents) So the D.E.A filed a report So the D.E.A filed a report about the Old lady who swallowed the Fly. Turns out Flies are a Gateway Bug"

"Facebook would be way cooler if it was on TV. : ""In other news Brian's ex-girlfriend is still a cold, heartless b!tch. Details at 11""."

"What is iron man without his suit? Stark naked."