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Joke of the Day

"How is God just like every other man? If you're not on your knees, he's not interested."

"How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies."

"Why do midgets have bad breath? Because their asses are closer to their mouths."

"Banana Oh, no there isn't a joke here. I just thought if I said ""Banana"" it would sound apeeling."

"How did realism get me banned from Facebook? I sided with cancer on the ""Kids VS Cancer"" page."

"I wonder if Morgan Freeman will be too busy narrating his own birthday party, to actually be able to enjoy it?"

"When people are singing Happy Birthday to me, I have no idea where to look."

"I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia!"

"my resume is just one page that reads, ""i really need money, you guys,"" in an over-sized comic sans font."

"It's my birthday, so here's a related joke. Why are birthdays good for you? - - - - - Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest."