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Joke of the Day

"I need help! So my friend is mormon and he always makes mexican jokes to me and I need something to get him back,so jokesters of reddit. Do you know any mormon jokes?"

"Batman prank calls Spider-Man... Batman asks, ""Is uncle Ben home?"" Spider-Man says, ""No! He is at the theater with your parents!"""

"Clueless boyfriend walks into publix to buy condoms. Can't find them. Finally goes in the right aisle. Proceeds to have sex. Publix: where shopping is a pleasure... ...or lack there of."

"A barman is complaining about all the weird customers he's been getting lately... Then a half naked man walks in with a huge number 19 tattooed on his body. ""There... that's a prime example"""

"LOL at vegetarians coming to my house for a BBQ! Feel free to eat my lawn. L-O-L!"

"Why can't you keep a secret from cattle? They herd"

"2015:hey how's it going so far? 2016:uh good 15: 16: 15:you've got an armed mili- 16:we've got an armed militia in a wildlife building, yeah"

"Did you hear the headline abou the lunatic who raped the laundry woman and ran away? ""Nut screws washer and bolts"""

"""Get Well Soon"" is a lovely thing to write on a card for someone whose home is without a water supply."

"They put a protective casing over the Vietnam Wall. They're calling it the Maya Lin sheath."