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Joke of the Day

"If woman had apostrophes instead of periods, they'd be even more possessive and prone to contractions."

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"The Police come right away when you tell em your baby is locked in the car... They don't however think it's cute to call your phone baby.."
"""Oh, this one? It's an excuse to tell a story about my life that only I think is interesting"" - literally all tattoos"
"How are Michael Jackson and McDonalds similar? They both put 40 year old meat in between 8 year old buns."
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"I once went to a Reddit restaurant unfortunately all of the servers were busy"
"Why don't suicide bombers bathe? Because they are preparing a stink bomb"
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"netflix First comes netflix then comes chill next comes babby because mommy forgot the pill"
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