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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that Jada is pregnant by Alexis ? They plan to call the baby ""pinkitt"""
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"If Kevin Bacon is ever caught outside during a blizzard, it'd be pretty awesome if when he was found his core temperature was six degrees."
"A wife went with her husband to his doctors appointment... Doctor: I'm gonna need a urine and stool sample. Wife (to husband): Just give him your underwear honey!!!"
"A Jewish boy asks his father for one dollar... ...and his dad responds, ""Fifty cents? What do you need twenty-five cents for?"""
"Well, America actually did it It Trumped Brexit."
"What do you call meat on the back of a cow? Aspergers"
"What is the temperature of the average coffin? 6 Below"
"What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon."
"Play on word jokes I love telling play on word jokes in care homes so if you have any jokes with plays on word please email them to me so I can add to my website."
"Man, you see that clown who's been spending all day hiding from faggots? No, havn't seen him? Interesting.."