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Joke of the Day
"What do you call meat on the back of a cow? Aspergers"
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"these tweets brought to you by me waiting to hear back from my weed guy"
"What do women and pine trees have in common? Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy."
"I was told water cooling a computer would make it faster So I threw my laptop into a pool, and now I never have to see a loading screen again!"
"How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thick you slice 'em."
"If Donald Trump enacts a law saying baby strollers cannot be more than twice the width of the babies in them, I will vote for him in 2020."
"Without that little voice in your head you wouldn't be able to read this."
"I heard the founder of Apple was actually kidnapped by the government of Mexico Damn Mexicans always stealing our Jobs"
"What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life? the Martians"
"Fox News' slogan is ""Fair and Balanced"". That's it. That's the joke."