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Joke of the Day
"What do you call meat on the back of a cow? Aspergers"
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"""Wanna come to a party?"" ""Sure. I'd love to spend two whole hours standing around while people recommend TV shows to me I'll never watch."""
"Say the punchline first. Wait, I mean, how do you ruin a good joke?"
"Need hospital etiquette advice. How long should you wait after they pull the plug to ask if you can use the socket to charge your phone?"
"How do terrorists like their apple pie? Allah mode."
"My friend told me that he never learned to use a bicycle I told him it's not too bad, its like riding a bike"
"How do you kill Donald Trump? You dont, that would be a poor life decision you would most likely be imprisoned. But you get to practice your TRUMPet."
"For Sale: 2010 Honda Civic. Well maintained. Some Zipcar logos. Must purchase in next three hours."
"Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, ""I think I've lost my electron."" The other says, ""Are you sure?"" The first replies, ""Yes, I'm positive..."""
"What did the prostitute say after fucking Jesus? Nailed it!"