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Joke of the Day

"If Kevin Bacon is ever caught outside during a blizzard, it'd be pretty awesome if when he was found his core temperature was six degrees."

"What blood type are most grammar Nazis have? A Type O"

"18 years ago today, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saved our country and our PLANET from an alien invasion. Never forget"

"What's the difference between an American and a Briton? Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time."

"*logs into Facebook *looks at pictures of people hugging their boyfriends *comments 'is that your dad' on all of them *logs out of Facebook"

"What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos? A messycan"

"Why don't witches like The Keg? Because it's always burned at the stake"

"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad that I finally had to take his bike away."

"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb. Two. One to hold the light bulb and the other to hold the penis. I mean mother. Shit, I mean ladder."

"The Credible Hulk. ""You won't like me when I'm angry because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."""