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Joke of the Day
"SCARY BUT TRUE: statistics show that everyone who's ever used a cell phone will die"
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"Have you ever heard of the lost Indian tribe the Halarwi? they walk around the forest saying ""were the halarwi"""
"I don't bring pooper scoopers when I walk my dog I would, but my dog doesn't give a shit"
"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's probably s**t"
"How do you keep a retard in suspense? ..."
"Why did the chicken cross the school yard? To get to the other slide!"
"Live for what tomorrow has to offer, not what yesterday has taken away."
"How do you find an old man in the dark? It isn't hard."
"""Doctor, is the baby healthy?"" ""Yes Kanye, and just so you know I was the first one to hold her."" ""Huh?"" *Ray-J pulls off surgical mask"
"What do you call a German jerk? Deutschebag"