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"What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand? Uncle Ben's..."
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"Remember ladies, Christmas is over if you sit on a strangers lap now and ask for stuff it's because you're a whore."
"What is the definition of torque? When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet."
"My ex-girlfriend once said ""It's either me or Twitter."" I wonder how she's doing."
"How to make holy water You shake the hell out of it."
"A hungry termite walks into a pub.. And yells, Is the bar tender here?!?'"
"A dark sense of humor is like a Make-A-Wish child, never gets old."
"Guy: come over Girl: I'm coming over Guy: We need to stop using walkie talkies in bed over"
"You know why they have a cock on the weather vane? If they had a cunt, the wind would blow right through it. -An old fuck."
"What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal? Computer"