2006
Joke of the Day
"My ex-girlfriend once said ""It's either me or Twitter."" I wonder how she's doing."
Next Joke
"I want to pick up a hitchhiker before I die. Not like right before I die, but you know."
"""Wow, cell phones are getting ridiculously big."" ""That's a smart car."""
"Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20 Me: What"
"Decided to plant some marijuana seeds in my vegetable garden hoping I could come up with some dope beets."
"What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons? The temperature of their caffeine"
"What do you call an underdeveloped chicken fetus in a frat house? ...an embroyo! heyooooooooo"
"A man boards a plane. An attractive flight attendant walks towards the man and asks: ""Would you like some headphones?"" The man replies: ""Yes, but how did you know my name was Phones?"""
"Upon what does a jungle cat write a letter? A cheetah paper."
"Circumcisions are painful. When I got mine right after I was born, I couldn't walk for nearly a year"