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Joke of the Day
"If you think you're having a bad day.. just remember, somebody is going to have Snooki as a mom"
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"What's the best name for a cigarette company? TOBA Co"
"Blizzards are like sex it's really fun while it's happening but afterwards there's a lot of white stuff laying around that no one knows what to do with"
"Define ""Will"" Isn't it obvious? It's a dead giveaway!"
"What did the spud lover do before it went to bed? It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock."
"When you're accused of buying someone a gift last-minute at Walgreens, don't reveal you actually went to Walgreens a month ago."
"Pay attention to your kids... Because one day he will stuff a sugar free gummy bear in your mouth that he rubbed on a cat."
"If someone ever intimidates you, remember that they're 70% water. Are you scared of water? Well you should be. 400,000 people drown per year"
"Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I fold a fitted sheet."
"I like my coffee like i like my women... ...from a third world country and at a reasonable price!"