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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? *A gummy bear.*"
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"What does a man with a 10 inch dick eat for breakfast? Well today I had bacon, fried eggs, toast, and milk."
"Q. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A pilot...you racist"
"What did the strawberry say on December 25th? Berry Christmas!"
"100 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. ... 100 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom!"
"What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay."
"Q: Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A: A barber."
"Why can't guys do the splits? The banana gets in the way. Banana split"
"Dentistry is the perfect profession for people who like to talk but don't want a response"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Annabel ! Annabel who ? Annabel would be useful on this door !"