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Joke of the Day
"What did the strawberry say on December 25th? Berry Christmas!"
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"I ignore politics because politicians clearly ignore me."
"im the guy responsible for throwing the chicken in the air for fried chicken commercials. i will never reveal my secret method's"
"I'm okay with ""lol"", I'm cool with ""omg"", I even tolerate ""rofl"", but ""smh"" needs to gtfo."
"What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm"
"Avocados are like women: soft inside, dinosaur skin outside, big cricket ball in the middle, all the good ones are taken..."
"How many Cowboys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they have Giants for that kinda shit."
"Girl Monster 1: ""I hear you've met the perfect guy."" Girl Monster 2: ""Oh yes he's a bad dream come true!"""
"My car has the innate super power of knowing when I have any extra money and spontaneously breaking down."
"Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!"